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I am a fat poodle!

Pet me!

Created on 2004-10-23 22:54:02 (#4926546), last updated 2005-12-31

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Name:linus_le_nuds
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I am a poodle. I am kind of a porkbelly, even though my Mom and Dad don't overfeed me and sometimes I even skip meals. It drives Mom and Dad crazy when I do that. Heh heh heh. I strongly resemble a fuzzy bowling ball.

I have a stinky butt. I have a cute hop-skippy-limp that I probably got from a broken leg that didn't heal right when I was a puppy living with people that didn't take care of me very well. My Mom rescued me. I'm glad!

I also have a younger brother, [info]shelby_melba. Even though he is a year younger, he is way bigger than me! He is always chasing me and putting my head and neck in his mouth. That is really annoying sometimes. Sometimes I snarl and growl really loud and Mom and Dad come rescue me. Other times I attack Shelby and then run under my parents' legs where he can't get me. It's hilarious.

I had a big sister, Lucy. She died in August 2003, and I was very, very sad. My parents were sad, too. We all moped around the house a lot. She played a lot nicer than my brother. My brother never met Lucy. I think they would have liked each other a lot.

I am lazy. Sometimes Mom and Dad and Shelby have a hard time getting me to play. I prefer laying on the couch or under the bed or on the bed and snuggling with my butt in someone's face. I like to bark a lot, though.
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